You are long gone now but at least you left me with this eye twitch - easily...
working on a sleepwalk/daydream #lifehack
I don’t compress well anymore. Maybe I should take a multivitamin.
looking for the right codec to match my mood.
At the outer limits of consciousness and can’t stay awake. Time to work on...
My other identities are getting pretty sick and tired of this one.
When I get stuck counting backwards from 1000 I know I’m ready to tweet.
Get back to me when you are half asleep.
Trying to find a way to insult everything made of carbon.
back from extensive untravels.
Just before a physicist accidentally destroys this instance of the universe...
certainty is for the little things. take off your clothes.– #bugsmasher
I have insufficient skin.
I returned the Dark Matter costume. Too old fashioned. Dark Energy, now...
Your skin absorbs more sound than I would like.
I am a firewallflower.
Wasting my tweet breath.
Tonight I will wear my uncanny valley necklace.– #hotdate
I am postsocial.
Our bed is infested with your email.
social = sold