In alternate universes I fell in love with and cheated on every one of you.– #subatomicfunk
.sdrawkcab retteb m’I
If it makes sense I’m not interested.
I have not yet begun to distort.
Gamify me and I’ll poke you in the eye.
More wow and less flutter. That’s my goal.
Luckily, I have much to sublimate.
ECHO > RT
this twitch is for you.
I’ll believe in technology when I can print out a hand to hold.– #leap
it from bit (from lit)
Boredom is the new Black.
My cheeks are going to give it all away.
I stumblesee you.– #nameacolor
break it ‘til it’s beautiful.– #glitch
Cultivating new secrets. Transparency is so 2010.
I refuse to be a Trusted Identity.– http://j.mp/f3g7dh
I am stale media.– #practicepracticepractice
Keeping up apparitions.
I quit unexpectedly.
my new eye twitch interval is now 1.78 seconds. recalibrating all my clocks.– #horizonline
I had a crush on an autoresponder once.
Still clinging to the Least Significant Bit. The Most Significant Bits will just...
Working on my self similarity. You know, as a mating strategy.
My uncanny valley necklace is choking me.
2:22 dizzy enough to make art
sentences. yeah, like that’s going to work.
working on my new...– #1000mph
Maintaining my air gap.– http://bit.ly/myairgap
You are long gone now but at least you left me with this eye twitch - easily...
working on a sleepwalk/daydream #lifehack
I don’t compress well anymore. Maybe I should take a multivitamin.
looking for the right codec to match my mood.
At the outer limits of consciousness and can’t stay awake. Time to work on...
My other identities are getting pretty sick and tired of this one.
When I get stuck counting backwards from 1000 I know I’m ready to tweet.
Get back to me when you are half asleep.
Trying to find a way to insult everything made of carbon.
back from extensive untravels.
Just before a physicist accidentally destroys this instance of the universe...
certainty is for the little things. take off your clothes.– #bugsmasher
I have insufficient skin.
I returned the Dark Matter costume. Too old fashioned. Dark Energy, now...